Potter would be absurd enough to think anyone gives a Knut what's happening in his pathetic little world *eyeroll*
Yes, I can hear the insipid fangirls now:
'Ooh, Harry, your wand is sooo big! Can I carry it for you? Polish your broomstick? Lick your balls?'
He was just begging to be outdone, and by me, of course.