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The ferret business...AGAIN [04 Dec 2005|02:38pm]

Lately, there's been a resurgence of people sniggering some rather droll things ragarding..."bouncing ferrets" then quickly quieting within my immediate presence.

They obviously haven't the balls to say it to my wand.

I'm no good playing oblivious like Father. He had a gift for being able to deliver one singularly nasty glare that could whip a charging Gazzard in the opposite direction. This talent has somehow managed to elude me. While I've practiced plenty enough on Crabbe and Goyle and the look is effective, it's not nearly as stunning as it ought to be. I've tried it a time or two on Pansy and the stupid bint had the gall to laugh as if I were aiming to amuse her. She's lucky I like her tits too much or else I would have hexed them off right then and there.

By the by, if anyone gives two shites, I was approached by a rather sexy witch who said she thought ferrets were cute. I sharply jutted my brow. "Only 'cute'? Perhaps I can improve your opinion on the subject this evening, nine o'clock?"

I had her name and Floo contact in my pocket outside of thirty seconds.

Cute, indeed.
whisper sweet Parseltongue in my ear

*chuckling* Seems I've been issued an interesting challenge of sorts... [16 Sep 2005|04:36pm]

[ mood | Smirk of DelightfulHaughtiness ]


And by a Muggle, no doubt.

Yes, I know, it's all too horrible to even stomach.

And her language is amazingly foul for a woman.

Well, no real harm in the thought, is there?

whisper sweet Parseltongue in my ear

Potter -- [12 Sep 2005|06:39pm]

[ mood | Sneer of Scorned Reproachfulnz ]

Why don't you put your Galleons where your mouth is?

Get up on that soapbox of yours and spout off there. Take your Poorblood lackey with you.

I know you're obsessed with me -- not that you can help it -- but even Pansy's starting to bitch a bit more than usual about all this attention.

Maybe that little Weaseley cow can help you sort out your...confusion *SNORT*

whisper sweet Parseltongue in my ear

Me, fancy a shag with...MUDBLOOD?!! [26 Aug 2005|02:02pm]

[ mood | Scowl of Perfected Indignation ]

*triple shudder*

The world really has gone to the dogs.

Apparently, these...insipid Muggle fangirls have gotten into their heads that I, Draco Malfoy, am secretly...lusting...after --



How dare they propose such malicious filth?!! That's slanderous -- defamation of character at the very least! I could take them to the courts for this, win loads of money, not to mention damages for mental anguish, emotional scarring...


Gone to the dogs. Honestly.

8 got their knickers twisted| whisper sweet Parseltongue in my ear

Of course -- [23 Aug 2005|06:07pm]

[ mood | Sneer of Reproachfulness ]


Potter would be absurd enough to think anyone gives a Knut what's happening in his pathetic little world *eyeroll*

Yes, I can hear the insipid fangirls now:

'Ooh, Harry, your wand is sooo big! Can I carry it for you? Polish your broomstick? Lick your balls?'


He was just begging to be outdone, and by me, of course.
12 got their knickers twisted| whisper sweet Parseltongue in my ear

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